:Kill the Wizard First

I told you there was a death cult.

“New mission. Emergency extraction.” “What about Search & Rescue?” “Yeah, that’s who you’re extracting.”

“Call me superstitious, but I just don’t think it’s a good idea to title your battle plan ‘Thermopylae’.”

“If you fix twenty people’s roofs, you’re Jimmy the Helpful Thatcher. But if you eat your neighbor’s daughter, you’re Jimmy the Cannibal – and no additional carpentry assistance will change that.” — found here

“‘Nine days I hung myself on the tree of worlds,’ he says, ‘with the Bat-spear in my side; and for this reason, you shall call me the Hanged Superfriend, or the One-Eyed Boy Wonder. I have learned the secrets of the runes, and thus have learned all things.’” — Hitherby Dragons: Ragnarok

“It has a secret program of ultimate destruction. All Sonys do.” — MegaTokyo

“Twenty, thirty thousand Shrieky Girls smile just a little bit and turn away to dance..” — Warren Ellis, Scream Talking

“Gandi said ‘Be the change you want to see in the world.’ Fuck that. Be the trouble you want to see in the world.” — A Softer World

All the Mikes in the world belong to a single secret society. Every year they have a massive get-together where the Mikes discuss how they control the world. All the Daves in the world belong to a single secret society. Every year they have a massive get-together to discuss how to overthrow the Mikes. All [...]

“We are the waiting unknown.” — Green Day

“Rumor has it that the Apocalypse is nigh. The Antichrist walks the night streets, his boot heels clicking in the darkness, his grin full of horrible good cheer and his jacket with the HOW’S YOUR PORK pin dusty and worn.” — spotted here

“Remember, remember, the fifth of November, gunpowder, treason, and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.” — The Bonfire Prayer

“Who knew they remembered how to rebel?” — Spider Jerusalam, Transmetropolitan

“There’s a hole in the world. Seems like we ought to have known.” — Spike, Angel